Anyone got Christmas fmialy frustrations? Take it out here!
Turn up the volume - DON'T hit Santa - He will swear at you -
Move mouse on to the people click and enjoy - Remember - Don't hit Santa !!!
Matt and I got a laptop. Yeap. Yeah Graduation! We even were able to "borrow" wireless internet from a neighbor. The first week we chose to use it to talk to a friend via a messenger program. What is the first thing matt does? Sends her a picture of Bandit's balls. Our neutered dog's empty sac that should have balls. And I said that he is mature. . . .. .
If you don’t know, part of my job is to review agreements and approve their use. I read this one and laughed out loud. And I approved it.
IN NO EVENT UNLESS REQUIRED BY APPLICABLE LAW OR AGREED TO IN WRITING WILL ANY COPYRIGHT HOLDER, OR ANY OTHER PARTY WHO MAY MODIFY AND/OR REDISTRIBUTE THIS WEBSITE AS PERMITTED ABOVE, BE LIABLE TO YOU FOR DAMAGES, INCLUDING ANY GENERAL, SPECIAL, INCIDENTAL OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES ARISING OUT OF THE USE OR INABILITY TO USE THIS WEBSITE (INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO LOSS OF DATA OR LOSS OF LIFE, LOSS OF MEMORY, LOSS OF YOUR CARKEYS, MISPLACEMENT OF YOUR PAYCHECK, OR COMMANDER DATA BEING RENDERED UNABLE TO ASSIST THE STARFLEET OFFICERS ABORD THE STARSHIP ENTERPRISE TO RECALIBRATE THE SHIELD ARRAY, OR LOSSES SUSTAINED BY YOU OR THIRD PARTIES OR A FAILURE OF THE WEBSITE TO OPERATE WITH YOUR WEBBROWSER), EVEN IF SUCH HOLDER OR OTHER PARTY HAS BEEN ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGES.
Seriously these kids that make this crap up are utter geeks, and yet completely BRILLANT.
I find this so incredibly funny.
http://www.bordergatewayprotocol.net/~jon/humor/web_animations/may02-smilepop-soapbox4.swf
And I hate forwards. - RLDW
1 very good party
2 drunk and throwing up boys
3 accidents with children (dang cactus)
4 new bottles of whiskey
5 beautiful presents from my girlfriends
6 new bottles of wine
7 hours of fire in the new pit
8 neices and nephews to play with
10 types of desserts
20 different appetizers
28 coors lite cans
75 glasses of beer from the keg
100 friends and family celebrating with Matt and I!
The countdown ends! Matt has officially graduated from college and we could not be happier. Matt has a job and will start the first of January. We truly feel blessed with the giving and love that everyone around us has shared through the last 8.5 years it has taken Matt to complete the dream. Thank you thank you thank you!!
** Matt was so one of the ones throwing up. Silly boy. Don't mix beer, rum, and whiskey in one night. Enough said.
A little reminder for those who haven't started shopping yet.
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich,
"What's yours?" "I'll have the same," says the ostrich.
A short time later the waitress returns with the order. "That will be $9.40 please," and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment.
The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "A hamburger, fries, and a coke." The ostrich says, "I'll have the same." Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact
change. This becomes routine until, the two enter again.
"The usual?" asks the waitress. "No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato, and salad," says the man. "Same," says the ostrich.
Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be $32.62." Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table. The waitress can't hold back her curiosity any longer.
"Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change out of your pocket every time?"
"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for
anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there."
"That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would wish for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!"
"That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man.
The waitress asks, "But, sir, what's with the ostrich?"
The man sighs, pauses, and answers, "My second wish was for a tall chick with a nice butt and long legs who agrees with everything I say."...
- RLDW
What could be better than enjoying a Perfect Maragarita? Oh say getting home and having another drink. That's what. It has been a long week. But there are a few good things:
1. My new duvet came and I love it. I made my husband repaint our bedroom becuase we really didn't like the color. It is fabulous now. He thinks it is the color of mint chocolate chip and I think and I think it is the color of a Tiffany's box. So pretty. If I had better than 56k, I would so show you pictures.
2. I'm glad Steph is still alive on Survivor. For some reason I don't like anyone else. All a bunch o' whiners. I really wanted Gary to win.
3. It sucks that CSI is now reruns. Best. show. ever.
4. One should always wash their sweaters before they put them away for the winter. Somehow this step never makes sense in teh srping when it is blasting hot here and I don't want to look at another sweater. I put one on this morning and my lord - it isn't good. WASH YOUR SWEATERS PEOPLE.
I am in class right now. It is killing me. I have to have the two worst classes in all of MBA classes. My teacher tonight said the following. "The government is spending more than it is bringing it. It is dissaving."
I didn't know professors got to make up whatever they wanted to for words. I missed that memo somehow.
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