Writing on the Wall

I have always wanted the flip top head that the little dude in the Reach commercials.  This seemed like such an easy way for me to accomplish so much.  Various options could be tooth brushing, large deli sandwich eating, yelling with projection for my favorite team, and completing the complicated yet important move of having eyes in the back of your head.  But I knew that it wasn't possible.  For some reason we were created with out having jaws that allowed for that much expansion.

Then I saw my dog completing the very thing I have always dreamed of. 

Now we will skip over the VERY obvious question of who in their right mind gives their petite 14-pound dog a large piece of wood that is twice the size of his body.  This in itself probably deserves a few animal rights activists getting all up on me (or my husband who allowed such activities to occur in my backyard).  But lets focus on the pure acrobatics occurring that allow this dog to stuff a gigantic piece of wood up in his mouth so far that it is touching his stomach.  And he is deliriously happy at the same time.  Too bad we had to take it away for fear of digestion because I am sure he would have gnawed on that all night long.

I had such a good time out with the girls last night.  Granted, I was the DD, but I loved it because I had a drink and watched them get tipsy and then trashed and enjoyed the entire night.  A few things I have learned:

1. I have an awesome sex face when unintentionally posing for a picture (and REALLY good boobs thanks to the shirt I was talked into buying for ONLY $10)

2.  People 25 and older should stay away from the shots.  Just don't do it unless you are willing to feel like ass for a while (sorry there AfricanKelli - I didn't think you were really that bad when we dropped you off, honest)

3.  I have really hot friends

4. I don't laugh enough in the real world.  This means that my friends should be required to be with my at all times and keep me entertained and happy in my boring desk job

5. Getting up the next morning and 6 god damned AM for an 8 mile run hurts like a mother fucker.  Dehydrated, tired, cranky, and I was the SOBER one.  If I had been the one hurting I can tell you right now that I would have never made it out of bed.  And for that I love AfricanKelli - who else has that kind of work ethic?

Thanks for the wonderful evening ladies.  I can’t wait for the next time (without shots and more boob touching – because that was fun.  And it entertained many a 12 year old boy at the bar).

RLDW

BTW – WHERE ARE THE PICTURES!!!

I figured that it was time that I admit to an addiction of mine right now.  I am quite ashamed of it but I frankly look forward to it when I am home at night on a night I don't have class.  Yes people I am watching Lifetime.  Lifetime Television for Women. I am watching 'The Nanny' reruns.  Now I understand that this really isn't a great show, but it is fantastic fluff as I make dinner and run on the treadmill.  She humors me a little bit.  So pretty much every Monday, Wednesday and Friday I get home just in time to tune into two back to back episodes.

Call me a freak.  Roll your eyes and make fun of my in the comments section if you will.  But it is such good mindless pleasure that I look forward to it at the end of a work day.

The End.

So a little update on my MIL.  Yes she has Lymphoma.  They are continuing to do more tests on her as they are unsure why she would have it on her skull and no where else.  I guess that it is the last place to go.  Like it is supposed to go into your bone marrow before then.  But they are extremely slow at doing anything for her.  They still haven’t talked about any type of treatment because they just don’t understand what is going on with her.  She finishes tests this week and should have more information on a prognosis and plan next week. 

We really appreciates all of the warm thoughts at we have gone through this.  Your support has been wonderful.

~RLDW

Joan Crawford's long-lost daughter

Come on.  I mean, how could he have not had more work done than he says? And only meant in humor - not meant to be speaking for the current events.

They are all around me right now, left and right, more and more babies are being born and made by such loving parents.  And it might seem like I am a little baby crazy, what with the naming program posted yesterday, but really I just love other children.  I had a panic last night of “what if I were pregnant” and I went into cold sweats.  The next 16 months are going to kill me, let along the panic of a pregnancy would be too much.  Lets add baby into the picture after I have actually graduated and have my life back so that I can give it to another being.  That would be good.

Does anyone feel like there are keys months that everyone gets pregnant in?  Because really, I don’t know any people actually having children in August right now and I have had no one in my life have babies in December and January (we are talking about current births not back in the day births).  I am thinking that it has more to do with weather than anything.  Who wants to be 9 months pregnant in Arizona in August?  Likewise I think most people are freaked out by the idea of having a Christmas baby that they just keep the thoughts of procreation away during the month of March (for conception, not finding out obviously). And it rolls on into April as well.

I digress. Congratulations to all of the women in my life who are pregnant or getting ready to give birth.  This year is going to be truly special as I get to watch all of the families around me grow.  I can’t wait to see little Drake and the unnamed and unknown children soon.  I can’t believe that my family and friends has grown so much in the last few years.  It is so much fun to watch the changes.  Thank you for letting me be a part of it.

What woman is so desperate that she thinks this is her answer for life?  I mean who went wrong when they were raising and molding her into the person she is.  What makes me sicker is that they say it isn’t uncommon for death row felons to get married!  What the fuck!  Do they get conjugal visits?  What would Scott do if his “new” wife got pregnant?  Plot again!  Holy fuck. 

I just don’t get it.  When did it become cool to wear eyeliner basically IN your eye from corner to corner on both the TOP and BOTTOM?  I swear all I wanted to do when I watched the OC tonight was wash Mischa Barton’s freaking face.  Pick something new girl!

This has to be one of the coolest name websites that I have ever looked at.  Once Matt and I do decide to have babies, this page will be very helpful. And there are some definitely BAD names people pick.  Why the heck would you EVER name your DAUGHTER JOHN!  In the 1930’s it was ranked 403rd in popularity for girls.  GIRLS!! People if we have to I can start an intervention program for name picking and we can go from there.  

273 days until Matt graduates.  That is almost 9 months people.  VERY EXCITED!!!!